I wasn’t even here for all this but I can’t help but comment of this.
Clearly you must be /very/ new to all things Taobao if you think we can’t afford shit from it.
Bitch, we can buy all the shit we want with prices like these!
Taobao’s so cheap we can afford to get our shit plated in gold!
Aww yeah, making it rain with help of international exchange rates, suckas!